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Lottery-Schmottery

WANTED TO SHARE MY COOL EXPERIENCE WITH ALL OF YOU… I POPPED INTO A LOCAL CORNER STORE TO BUY A LOTTERY TICKET – HEY, A GIRL’S GOTTA SECURE HER OLD AGE PENSION SOMEHOW IF SHE CAN’T MAKE THE NEW YORK BEST SELLERS LIST – WHEN THE MAN IN FRONT OF ME EXPLODED WITH JOY! HE SAID, “2 DAYS AGO I WON $50,000 ON A $3 SCRATCH AND WIN”. I SWEAR THE JOY WAS COMING OUT OF HIS EVERY PORE. I SAID, “WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH YOUR MONEY?” THIS MAN, CHARLES, SAID, “I AM GOING TO PAY MY RENT A YEAR IN ADVANCE… BUY FOUR NEW TIRES FOR MY TRUCK… A BIG ASS TV… AND I’VE HAD A BROKEN TOOTH FOR A WHILE SO NOW I CAN GO TO THE DENTIST”. 

BLESS HIM A MILLION TIMES. HIS JOY WILL LIVE WITH ME FOR WEEKS. XX

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